Tuesday, April 08, 2003

Re*!&$m Change at Home

This is from Max Sawicky's excellent Blog, MaxSpeak. I, of course, would never be so coarse, but in the interest of freedom of the press, etc, etc, I thought you might be interested:

MORE SYNONYMS. Assorted right-wing f**wads have objected to the use of the term "regime" in reference to the Bush Administration. To faciliate learned dialogue, MaxSpeak herewith provides alternative terminology for use in referring to the President and his associates:

junta, mob, cabal, putschists, confederacy, gang, crew, the boyz, the outfit, this thing of ours, the entity, dictatorship of the bourgeoisie, ring, clan, klan, syndicate, riffraff, horde, canaille, gangland, gangdom, children of darkness, house of prostitution, the undead, the living dead, unindicted felonry, rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!