Friday, January 09, 2004

Election Year Priorities

Budget problems, food problems. Solution: Go live on the moon. (I have some candidates for a one way ticket...).

Meanwhile, back on earth...

Did you hear the one about Iraq being the front line of the war against terrorism? Nevermind. It's really about building democracy. And making the U.S. safer, and, uh, well things are really safer now that we've got Saddam.