I have three pictures side by side in my house: John L. Lewis, Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Jesus. I draw Social Security on account of FDR. I draw a pension on account of John L. Lewis, and I'm going to Heaven because of Jesus.
-- Jack McReynolds, 70, retired miner, West Frankfort, KY
I wasn't in the mood to do an April Fools Day story this year, so I'm linking one here that I did a couple of years ago -- when I had a sense of humor, before turning into an embittered humorless old blogger.
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