Thursday, March 04, 2004

Bush Haiku

Far too much seriousness. Things start to get depressing. The center cannot hold.

We need to take some time to clear our minds and refresh our spirits. And what better way to cleanse our souls and set ourselves afloat on a cloud of tranquility than by reading a bit of haiku, using the lines of our esteemed fearless leader, none other than George the W.

Verily, these are actual quotations by George W. Bush, arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson.

Take a deep breath....


I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!